Casually Explained: French

you speak it so well!

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What about bread made with préservatifes

And that is the reason, I am good with learning how to speak a little bit of Spanish during my college semester in college, in the past few years.

EVEN SO IF HE EXPLAINS BONHEUR MEANS HAPPNINESS IF A GIRL SAYS IT TO ME i wil Get home mentally destroyed

this is the best one yet

2:00 mek tu sais pas à quelle point sa me trigger quand qlq prononce mal, respect la langue de l'empereur Napoléon (très belle illustration cela dit)

hope you get the girl someday , we'd all be happy for you

0:46 Wait a minute is google translate lying to me

Et encore, dans certaine ville comme Marseille, les francais ne comprennent pas tout, bonne chance

The secret of french it's spitting words from your mouth imagining you are spitting your ex Talk french=Spit words

Bruhhhh as a french speaker myself i must say he does not know what he’s talking about. Half of his translations are not even correct 🤦‍♂️

2:07 *Emily in Paris is shaking*

I'm too dumb to learn a language

pq eu fiquei vendo isso até o final? eu nem sei falar ingles, quem dera frances 0/

Know i understand why french people are like how they are

Anything can be sexual if you talk like implying a hidden meaning or adopt a certain tone of voice :D

want to comment now better than latter . learn chinese this will never happen.

I'm hilarious and I find this french.

This doesn't apply to me because i'm native to spanish and i'm familiar to the meaning of those words

La team français ici ou pas

you make a great video men congratulation

That eyebrow thing at like 1:32 gets me every time

True I learn French and I hate it one hundred is Cent

Don’t worry you get use to it I’ve been speaking French since a kid and I’m use to it

Me trilingue: 1: Arabic 2: French 3: English I am 14 year old

Why can you have turkish captions?

2:27 that’s a win win situation what are you talkin about my dude?

BON JOWER!

Souvenez-vous les enfants, le but est le bonheur :)

Did anyone else click on this video thinking it was a tutorial for how to play the French defence in chess

Try Arabic. hope you don't die while doing it.

J'adore comment il dit "Elle est bonne".

No beau cul ITS Beaucoup

Bonjour je voudrait

Im french

So basically we should all act like Mimes.

Its written in french. French is s waste of time

As a French person...why has this been recomanded to me by youtube xD Thank you youtube, now I can speak my own language

What about metropolitan french ?

C’est illégal de mettre de l’ananas sur de la pizza.

I love this video cause i can flex with remarks like:mais Ca c’est évident ils sont stupides

merci pour ce cours de français, j'en avais bien besoin hé hé

Idk if he just lying. But it sure fun. LoL.

Basically, don’t talk to children if you are new to French

Im french and i hate study french but i like study english, french is too difficult tours language is easy

I respect anyone who even tries to learn French because it is really hard. I know this because my first language is French and I still have difficulty to this day

Si vous êtes amener à venir en France, ne vous tracassez pas. Parlez anglais.

I just remembered the french meme by watching this..... JE AEUGH

And Wenger call a seal, un phoque, which is prononced fuck xD

Well, I _thought_ I wanted to learn French...

As somebody who is about half fluent in French, I was laughing the entire time before you even translated the sentences

As a french guy i enjoyed the video a lot

i am frech = je suis français

Our language was designed to piss you off ! MOUAHAHAHA !

you bring me true happiness = tu me rend vraiment heureux. it's an expression !!!

Ouin. Faque...ptu toute erfaire ca en França Québecois, steupla? J'ai *yain* compris deude ca, big! Shtrouve qyé benne trop proppe ton language la, tséveudire? Callise-moé donc impti peude slang lad dans pourque chpuisse comprendre! Polle tan'nosti dchecké ma Be''helle pou con'huger toute tes shit. Traille demain moé! Sti...

As a french speaker I can confirm all of this is true. Also, bonus round: J’ai fini- I’m finished Je suis fini- I’m dead

I'm not trying to say I don't trust his judgement but ummmm....is French actually like this like you mess up 1 word at the end and the whole conversation suddenly becomes sexual?

Je suis chaud also means "I'm on it"

He ba si seulement...

I m french, All you said is pretty good, but then I don t understand how ca you get to say "préservatif" in a restaurant 🤣. For final, all the sex-word reference came about the mind of person, but the first orientation is how you think, not your fault if you say "elle est bonne" and people interpret like "she is sexy". Of course, for exemple you say "elle est bonne au foot" then others will laught about you cos you said "elle est bonne", but this is no your problem : the unic sens of what you said is "she is a good football player". That make me laught seen an english guy speaking about french langage 😂.

THIS IS GOLD

I am learning French in school and I am able to understand the language, I almost failed in 1 test

French is a good language. And I don't say that because I'm french.

1:05 I now realise how funny mistake in My language may be really be akward and funny at same time

Super vidéo

Wait when you’ll see how Canadians speak French

Dude I just realized how different Candian french is to normal french. WE DONT HAVE ALL THESE

pour parler anglais c'est simple "fuck" veut tout dire et pour le reste il y a "hello" :)

Non la langue française n'a pas que des connotations sexuelle c juste que la langue française est un dérivé de beaucoup d'autres langues comme l'allemand, le latin, l'espagnol, les langues du Moyen-Orient Etc etc... . Certe la langue française est complexe mais elle très riche et précise parce qu'elle provient de beaucoup de pays différents. Petit chose a rajouter quant on entre dans une boulangerie on dit d'abord "bonjours" et ensuite la caissière nous pose une question de quelle type de nourriture tu veux et après tu lui dit se que tu veux. Un dernier truc les Français savent faire la différence entre un accent étrangers et la langue française donc sa ne dérangera pas vraiment un français si tu lui dit tout sa. Voilà c tout se j'avais dire . Slt

Hmmmm interesting, but I speak perfect French, cause I’m French Canadian, so heh, have fun learning French XD

man ur pretty fucking good that's quite rare

At the end, this is "tu m'apporte*s*". With "tu", the verbes take an -s

This is why I will never even try to learn French, to be so rude to people trying to learn is almost exclusively a French thing. Every other language I have learned people are very happy to hear and help.

Attend, Quoi?!

True but people would smile and no offence would be taken. You would still get the water, the baguette and the girl at the end with everybody laughing with you, not at you.

im'ma stick with what I learn in spanish class

I’m French who doesn’t speak fluent French and this hits me on a personal level.

So i dont know why some English people like si much France but this country just sucks af

Le français est compliqué pour les etangé. Déjà il y a plus de 20 conjugaison pour un verbe. Par contre, je ne compte pas les jeu de mot s déxi. Mais bonne chance pour tout ce qui apprend cette langue

I’m trilingual

As a french native speaker I know how hard (no pun intended) our language is! This video made me laugh a lot but I understand that our language can be frustrating ^^

Baiser also means kiss, baiser as fuck is more of a slang

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

Baguette go brrrr

l'm french and l agree

The French summed up Anything not sexual is sexual Anything sexual is not sexual

y am i watching this , a french person, supposed to be revising, with school tomorrow

I can’t do like the r thing, cuz it makes me want to puke

french suc (from a french)

As a french i laughed so much .. nice video helpful for french learner

I think I know why French is called the language of love...

Your french accent is actually really good, it's my second language, and trust me your accent is well pronounced and understandable.

I thought it was the language of love...... Not NOT THE LANGUAGE OF FUCK

the last one is kinda wholesome uwu

now i see why people wants to learn french

Broke: Paris is the love capital of the world Woke: people who don't speak French keep visiting Paris

Ouais je préfère à la québécoise Personnellement

Jeez each time I'm reading preservatives I think about condoms now (as Im french , the french word, conservateur, sounds to be a condom ...)