Casually Explained: Guide to College and University

this video did not prepare me, a freshman in 2020, for college

Very expensive *laughs in German*

Mmm thanks for the advice

My job's right in the middle of that slider. As far away as it can be of both fan money making.

Fck I should have watched this 4 years ago before I got my degree...

guide actually helpful Myth (last part is still true tho) . . . . . things don't go the same in every country

26 more years till everyone is as obsolete as me

I wish I would've seen this before starting uni two times and dropping off

Needs a Covid update

I grinded so much in college. Now I'm the CEO of Procrastination

As a programmer, my ultimate goal is to install a HAL - 9000 on every spaceship

“one thing to worry about is the male to female ratio of your course” me, a homosexual female, interested in art: but is it?

Double history philosophy major I'm always happy to see a woman in a philosophy class which is happening more. History classes are pretty large in the high level ones I got pretty even playing field. I am in the education program for every four girls in that class their one guy.

Thank you for the advice Jamie! Unfortunately, I will not be able to heed any of it seeing as my first year of university started September 2020. The pandemic hit and it hit HARD sir, so as a computer science student, the most interaction I have with another human is through codeshare sessions and comment lines. Then again as a computer science student that probably would’ve been my life anyways....

3:21 where to buy hydraulic press

2:25 Im dead bro

Sam o nella vibes? Anyone?

Lmao yeah my dad majored in electrical engineering and loved it when I complained about the few essays I had to do

I'm majoring in computer science first week i think my life is fucked up but I'm already not a virgin so... no pressure

expensive? in my country I pay like 500/year max and in many other european countries it's even less.

"Most people are excited about making new friends, and don't worry, you'll get over that pretty quickly" *cries in Asperger's*

"How do I try to get the job I'll enjoy when I don't know what I'll enjoy because I've never had the job?" Hits different after dropping out to save money because I don't have the money to waste on something I'll hate.

what if becoming a part time college student becomes your actual job in the idea that you can paid enough to meet your livelihood expenses

2:23 hmm, a rare moment where he doesnt insult the viewer at the same time as himself... is that a compliment? nah, probably just Canadian.

Watching this now even though I'm taking classes during covid

I can't navigate their website, it's complicated😢

I clicked on this video, because I saw a beer on a preview ...but... THERE WAS NO BEER IN THE VIDEO, NOT EVEN MENTIONING

Actually so godamn false unfortunately

and if i decide to do rotc?

"I took one java program course, and now i get an erection every time I see a gender neutral name on an attendance sheet" - what a genius line : )

I'm gonna fucking kill myself lol

2:21 they had us in the first half not gonna lie.

1:18 fun and money are on one side

2:28 means I'll atleast be smart?

Why am i looking at this when I’m in middle school

College is hard, finding a job in ur field is even harder 🤦

Video is gold, comment section is gold.

1:37 I guess the insane number of books you need to study for meds is Universal 😑😑

I am doing bachelor's on computer engineering. There is no time for parties and yes it is way more harder than highschool. As a person who havent ever watched xxx videos, not drunk any alcohol and never abused someone, i know that parties or sexual relationship before marriage is not for us. So it is a nice perspective to focus on career on university.

0:08 Sorry, no... I live in Europe :) 6 years of studying for free yay.

Anyone else debating on going to college with covid going on? I want to go but I'm not sure how things are gonna turn out by next year

jokes on you thinking we will be able to go to a college

I'm going for the community college dlc

Fuck college and university, professors won't even help you, they're just making it too complicated for you to understand.

Being an introvert in a smaller college 5 hr away from you and mostly everyone there lives closer and knows each other sucks man. It just makes things 10x harder especially being in comp science.

U can’t never major or get a job in which you enjoy truly I think... just get one u can handle and make money from. I’m majoring in excercise science and goin for med school so I can make some money. Now would I really be so excited to deal with people everyday no. But I can deal with it and I’m sure it’ll be fun some days but I’ll be taking in cash

I wish i watched this before attending college.

Ahh yes I’m finally back to this video and today is my first day:)

4.7 million subscribers is a tremendous achievement

when you can't navigate the website

So I study Medicine and- Oh wait my five minutes of free time are over. See you guys around

0:51 that hit the spot, I am wheezing

"if you can navigate their website you are smart enough" Hit hard on the nail there! 😂😂😂😂

I'm an engineer. Nice hat... ha ha.

College and university are really expensive?? Is that something I am too European to understand?

his voice is so hot

0/10 this got patched in the Covid-19 update

I graduated from Computer engineering in Turkey. My department has 50-55 male 35-40 female when we are freshmen. My senior lectures are generally taken by 15 students so you don't care the ratio when you're a senior

well this was an absolutely depressing video to watch on my first year, which just so happens to be 2020 and there's a whole subplot involving a pandemic.

"You'll have a lot of sex, True I'll have a lot of sex, Myth" LOL

I don't really get it. All these videos about college and jobs seem to show such a depressing truth. So how come people make jokes about it? How do normal people manage not to despair and see life as purposeless? Or do they just hide it so well? 'Cause, in that case, that's one hell of a bottling-up.

inaccurate

Cant wait to start college this year. probably wont be able to go on campus tho or interact with people, go to parties or live away from home or anything i was looking forward to honestly

Not gonna lie, the part at the end is really good.

Oh, we all know the best program is computer science.

2020 high school grads: we’re ready for the time of our- Corona: I’m gonna be stopping you right there

You'll have lot more sex - False why ? Because I'm in India where it's taboo

Well I have no Skills to communicate with other people so ...... Shit

This made me feel a lot better, thanks for the laugh

So don't bother cause robots? Got it

Jokes aside the advice he gave at the end of the video were really insightful

Comment section is making me more worried then I already should be.

if you are a girl, you are automatically invited to the party if you are a hot cutie mcbooty, you are the party.

Dude join Mechanical engineering 😂 . You can expect girls in CSE bt still a dream for Mechanical engineering student😥.

Meanwhile my engeenering college in india :-costs 60 k ruppees or 1000 dollars for engeenering //4 years including hostel and mess fees

“Now when people think of college, they think of college parties and so I always wondered what it’s like to be invited to one-“ *long pause* 😂😂😂😂

Engineering only has the most homework because they try to complete it as fast as possible to get one of the fastest jobs with high pay. Not easy, fastest.

C# and Python is le bomb

Not getting laid when there were no girls in your class is still better than not getting laid when you were the only guy in your class

That “2-3 hour hw for every hour of lecture” made me want to die... I can’t keep my concentration for more than 30min

0:10 laughs in european

Tips to making the most out of college #1: Be an extrovert. #2: Dont be an introvert.

4 years of undergrad majoring in IT systems. The server room is my gf at this point seeing how much time i spend inside her at night

College is free in the uk 🇬🇧 😂🤘

I love how he uses University as well

Of course I can't speak for the rest of the world, the job market is completely different everywhere, but here's my own little advice. If you think that a title will forever secure you a job, you're wrong. I know a guy who wanted to study astrology but his parents said they'd only pay him an engineering degree, so he went and got his degree, and the market was so oversaturated that he couldn't find a job. 4 years later he was still in debt and working minimum wage. What I picked up from that is simply "If others tell you that X career will get you nowhere, tell them Y wouldn't either, you'd still be in debt and poor, but you would've studied something you loved." In other words, do what you want, at the end of the day, you might still be poor, but at least, happy.

Oh... is engineering really will get this much homework... im trying to study as an engineer next year... i guess F for future me

Gonna go to MIT soon. (Mumbai Institute of Tantric sex)

This is in my recommendation before my college entrance exam

your funny

This is actually pretty good advice

"... they are expensive ..." I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke, that I'm too German to understand?

Great now let's spend 300k in gender studies so I can realize my dream of being a professional useless person

where is the part about crippling isolation and depression because making friends is literally impossible.

Senior year update: he lied about the sex thing

26 years left and we get replaced by robots

This is a great guide *But can you casually explain a guide to college and university online study because of this pandemic?*

Boy my college was a tale of two Tom's. 1.02 GPA and a total free love hippie stoner from 2008 to 2011, got kicked out and banned from community college. My life was basically summed up by the song This Afternoon by Nickelback or Last Friday Night by Katy Perry. Went back thanks to a family lawyer, would go on to graduate with a degree in finance top 3% of my class in 2018 with 5 honors. I did all of the partying and none of the schoolwork and then all of the schoolwork and none of the partying. It took 12 years but what a ride!

I recently failed German High School 1 week before taking final exams 😎😎😎 fml

Don't go to college, kids. It's not worth it. You'll just waste tens of thousands to end up with an overvalued piece of paper without any real world experience. Go to community college or trade school. Save your time and money.