Casually Explained: Human Beings

Evolution is not true

*Must go back to monké*

2:34 when you accidentally give away that you live in one of 6 possible states

damn it. you just gave the aliens so much help.

Reading the description... -*Glad I'm not one of those nerds* _Pffft_

as an alien this video is very informative

I’m a pro at pretending to do things.

Yet monkeys act more like me than apes - cheeky - steals peoples shit as a prank - dumb as shit

What TF is a kilometer?

Human beings are an invasive species native to Africa.

this video single handedly gave me an existential crisis

This feels like an alien biology class.

Canadians: see Canada labeled America Lite A N G E R Y

3:11 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I love your jokes :) keep it up, you're the best!

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Your videos are so well structured and jokes are exactly on point, not to mention impressively intelligent and multi layered. You must be really smart. Keep up the good work, we enjoy it a lot!

Oh god what happens if the aliens find this video

Great stuff!

I legit thought i was watching tier zoo halfway through rofl.

Human beings are members of the great ape family. Lie based on assumptions.

As a Canadian I have to say that the Canadian map was100% accurate

Shrooms?

Wait, the description says “I’m glad I’m not one of those nerds” is he non-human?

thankyou fellow human being who also enjoys breathing air and drinkinh water, now ive learnt more about my fellow human race, now can u make a funny video explaining the earth defend system

“you don’t even have a license” -dad ??? year

Poor New Zealand.

LMAO @ that map of Canada! 😂 Novelty is not wearing off, man. Your sense of humor is jokes AF. Keep it up!

"Human societies themselves are generally segregated..." *sharp inhale* "...into large territories of land"

4:25 Well, mine happened at 14y old

Every extremity ends in six Five fingers one hand Six Five toes one foot Six Five extremities one body Six Six facial features one head 7 7=1+6 1/6=0.1666 Who is the one? Who i stheone! Honest! Whose image are you in?

There's no way you can explain the entire human race in one 6 minute vide- I admit defeat.

Being from New Zealand I appreciate that you scribbled us off the map

This is a late comment cause I just found he channel I have something related to this Us human eat meat, we mince them, cook them, and stuff But if a human get killed by another human were mad at it? What if something get born that will make our population get lower? They would mince us, eat us. I'm not a vegan there disgusting just someone with a wide brain.

"For most people, this realization occurs around the age of eighteen" *fourteen

this'll be useful when visiting earth

18? 14 take it or leave it.

The "jacked out if the god damn minds" part always makes me laugh

If aliens were to take over I would want this to be the introduction to Earth

"Untill there is an app for it" dude I lost it, holy shit!

are there any aliens watching this?

If aliens ever contact is, this should be shown to them as an educational video

When I heard goods and services I had bad flashbacks to business class

im 9

Reject humanity

Beings that ran out of things to do. Here's the definition you were searching. Good day.

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

Why does this sound like an alien trying to 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 something to his fellow aliens

The council of machine life form sends his appreciation to you. you will live.

5:30 “Concisely Explicated”

If aliens needed a guide to humans this would be the video I hope they find

I'm at 0:21 and I'm already crying at the body on the scale LMAO

Him : Humans spend nights sleeping Me : *watching this at 2 at night*

I want to go back to monkey because they obviously better than humans

I can’t believe he just explained myself to myself and I actually watched the whole video and listened

hello humans

Why is this not on the golden record?

This was written by an alien.

Where the creationists at?

That map of Canada was the most accurate map ever 😂😂

aliens needed this

This video has caused me an internal existential crisis.

4:38 It says "lol" between the very bottom-right islands

I live with the canola in America lite

Aliens be like, “write that down, write that down!”

Ah yes, normal human things

This is more about Americans than humans in general.

For monogamy, we also discovered that it was genetic and that a small fraction of peoples doesn't have it, but, wierd enough, begin developing it due to social factors It's the only obervable evolution/mutation that we can directly observe for Humans

1:57 XD This hit different watching in 2020

This is what aliens be watching on us for school assignments lol

Screw humans. Return to monke

Ok, seriously is this cgp grey?

Woog

Dear humans You only have an illusion of safety. We are 1000 gnashing claws and only a song which cannot be sung will quell us

I'm going to show this video to any creature that isn't from earth

You don't even have a license

0:30 oof size large

I saw what you did to New Zealand

this is a sapiens remake

I like how he is talking about humans as if he’s not one himself

5:34 now i know why there's a tissue box

Featherless bipeds. Video done.

Go back I wanna be monkey

The correct definition of meaning of life is reproducing and surviving. that's it.

this is an alien video

This is what we need to show extraterrestrial life when it comes

The existential question is for each one to solve on their own. I liked that

3:55 got offended

Reject humans become monke

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

This sounds like something aliens would watch in biology class

Thanks for helping me not fail my anthropology Test bro

If you're wondering why you are brought to this world and what your purpose is its probably just because you're mom and dad wanted a child

Cool, now I can just play this video instead of preparing the presentation they asked for upon my return to the spaceship

Causally explained created this video to help the aliens who will invade earth.

2:23 why is the sky fluffy?

Im sorry? Brain to body ratio? Have you seen Americans?

Plot twist : the man talking is an alien from another planet referring to us as "they" and has dicided to share to us his discovery about humans after failing to impress his superiors on planet Pluton, so that maybe he could take advantage of us before invading and taking over Earth because we now count their planet as a star, instead of a planet. Edit: he also disguises himself as a "Stickman" which makes his abominable plan more confusing to us people.

Dolphin octopi and elephants are probably smarter than the average person

This went from a biology lesson to a philosophy lesson real quick.