My laptop has produced more than twice as much carbon dioxide from me using it than from it being made

I’m dyinnnnn 😂😂😂 the very end, I had flashbacks. Orange skies, smell of barbecues... California is just always too lit.

I live in the rest of the world... yesterday, I made a dollar, yay.

nice informative video

From Saudi Arabia I have to go to a big city on my Camel to reach a better connection

Middle Eastern dude you know there is a big difference in food between these countries you could divide it into two sides tho The Arabian Gulf countries they have similar cuisines and the others. Also if u want to eat the food from any country in the Arabian Gulf u should call your friends too since most of the food is cooked eith large quantities since u eat as a group

I heard that in Japan Tipping means an insult.

The gold and silver bug is literally my dad. The character looks and acts exactly the same (with the grey beard) even down to the quotes.

Please, do this but with riding sport motorbikes on track. So funny!

1:16 he foresaw covid

I grew up being forced to learn spanish and all of my teachers were massive bitches so I never wanted to even be in class let alone do anything. Kinda sucks because I really wish I learned another language

looool

Watching from albania,currently in my bunker

the same scene was in color again

my country was compleatly wrang and i becker

Man, wish i watched this 5 years ago. Thanks man.

Watching from Russia. Just chilling with my bear homie

Karri trees are known as widowmakers, because they are know for dropping big branches for like no reason and killing campers.

You've been pranked

This dude just straight up laughing at his joke for a whole 30 sec 😭😭 5:00

There's not much competition right now made me laugh out loud. 🤣

Capitalism is the reason we still use fossil fuels.

LOL

5 years ago - basically a meme, useful only for hw now - godly tool, cheat on exams ez

Well.... I'm not a jew

I've realized if you want to get a good group project done you need to have everyone do the full assignment alone and then you take all assignments and combine them into one

Andrew Garfield was the best Spiderman.

Yes, arre didn't have internet 3 years ago

Can confirm, writing this comment in the middle of the rice field. Surprisingly the internet is superb, big shoutout to all the undetonated booms lying underneath working as antennas.

FUCK YOU IM WATCHINF THIS USING AN OVERPRICED TELCO WITH SHIT SERVICES HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES GIVE ME SOME LOVE

Is she into you can't tell

Be me who lives on an island with only like 1 bad spider and 1 poisonous snake.

I've realized that I had more social skills back then, but by watching social skills videos and stuff now I think I'm antisocial, and I actually don't know how to interact with people. Funny video though

😂 😂 😂 8 inches

😂 😂 They use Internet explorer

U can't just expect for someone or something to fall into your lap. Me (who just daydreamed about this): 👁️👄👁️

If there is someone out there who got out of the friendzone... You are a legend.😤😤😤 Or fictional🙄🙄🙄

Casually Explained guy: There are two directions a stock price can go. Me: WRONG!! STONKS ONLY GO UP!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Bruh...just amazing...Simply Amazing

Mongolia is hard starting location

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I miss not having to tip and not having to do math when I see a price tag (cough* adding tax)

Hey North Americans, tipping started back in Prohibition when people would TIP the waiter so he would bring them illegal at the time booze. Now you want me to tip you for bringing my food? I should tip the owner of the restaurant instead, he organized the menu, he bought the table and chairs for me to sit on, he created the atmosphere for me to enjoy.

Over 9000 destructo disk

The 'i love you' was no challenge, so I didn't bother trying that out loud😝

Amazing informational video ! Thanks heaps bruh ❤️😊

Watching from India 🇮🇳

ewww old reddit

People who think gaining muscle doesn’t make you more attractive to women are probably already ugly

bitcoin be laughing rn

This guy is so insanely funny. I laugh out loud at every video

This vid and the comment section gives me flashbacks to the time I kept flirting with this guy (who my friend who’s friends with him said liked me too) and he did nothing lmaooo

I like how creepiness is overlooked by women when you are worth 20B dollars

One source of inspiration for 4 years is gone. Lmao

1:14 ah yes predicting the zoom influx

the hidden camera

I know know the exact same amount i knew about the stock market (nothing)

I don’t understand why Uranus is always the butt of the joke

GME LETS GO

"You gently decline because she's deviating from the script" 🤣 I thought I was the only who had that thought

I'm even more confused now

We Made America Great Again, and now old Joe is going to reverse it...

1:57 Guess you’ve never played rocket league then

Who else thought he was going to mention Perry the Platypus when he said Platypus?

My mom is a nurse and my dad a Kynesiologist, they have said this to me MULTIPLE TIMES. Also the carnivorous diet has been proved and investigated (i think the name is Grez or Gres, something like that) and consists of replacing the fat calories you intake in order to let your body use the fat it stored whenever you do any kind of physical activity. And another thing, walking 30 minutes is NOT enough exercise. The body needs at least some kind of strength training everyday to stay strong and clear of any muscular reaction problems (its not called muscular reaction problems but you get the point) Anyway, in the end just dont eat too much salt or sugar, thats pretty much it.

good thing he didnt mention african food the warlords eat humans

I made the mistake of studying linguistics - didn't help my career, didn't really enjoy the subject that much, didn't get much sex, in fact, I was depressed through all of the university and only started to recover about a year after uni. Had been a child to a narcissistic control-freak mother who I was glad to get away from and cut out of my life. The whole thing was a great learning experience - mainly about people and how the world works. I wouldn't be the same person had I not have gone to uni so I don't regret it. I learned that jobs simply pay living expenses and in order to grow in wealth, you have to invest your money in growth stocks. People told me all my life growing up that Good education = good job = lots of money = good life This isn't true, you just need to make more money than you spend each month - then you take your savings and invest them - this strategy over 5 years lands you with more money than the average paying job if you were to divide the income per year. That's something they don't teach people in school - imo everything they tell you in school is BS - even going to school is BS it's essentially a prison. If someone told me to go somewhere 9-5 5days a week, I'd want a decent paycheck! But as a child you get exploited and pressured into going to school and lied to that it's for your own benefit - Newsflash, you being in school creates jobs and allows your parents to go to their jobs. School for high school and below in UK is basically a prison. My advice is don't bother with public education - find something you are passionate about that is productive and master it. Then market it. Focus on accumulating money. Then invest any and all money you make - by the time you are an adult, you will have surpassed all your peers. It's not easy as a kid, mostly shit/abusive/neglectful parents nowadays, and therefore emotional and mental problems to deal with, no life experience, social rejection against young people wanting to be Europeans, social pressures to conform to what society expects of young people. Not only are there barriers in place but it can be very mentally draining; burnout often ensues and escapism through video games or similar activities occupies a lot of young people's time. It's a sad cycle, but if a young person manages to absorb this way of thinking early on in their development then they will be leagues ahead of people their age, more-so as time passes. Being a worthless piece of shit parent and intentionally subjecting your child to the same experiences you did is abuse, and sadly it's also the norm.

I'm from Germany and everything he said in the video was correct. Except one thing, we consume a lot more beer.

“Shes reading your favorite book” Book: “The very hungry caterpillar “ 😭😭😭

Genuine fan of your joke.

Men i hope all the girls were as polite as Canadian Girls...

This channel should come with a dark mode

Is cutie mcbooty Alexis Texas???

At what age are you ‘supposed’ to move out? Bc I’m currently at the age where some live with their partners, some are pregnant, some are still studying and some have no idea what they’re doing or what to do for the rest of their life

I see you - Mikasa wa doko desu ka 0:10

I felt bad after always being rejected for my applications until I read the comments and it made me realise I’m not alone lol

Imagine getting advice from the guy who blush after saying hi to the hot cashier

Where are my PIEROGI???

Omg your dad is *exactly* like mine... 🤦‍♂️

Death adder are not common red belly, and king brown is much more common